Biding time by binding time

I'm trying to quit HW so I can switch gyms. So the HW 60-day cancelation policy? Total crap. It's 60 days from your next billing cycle, so it's technically a 78-day cancellation policy for me. And why do they need all that time to prep? What's the two months for? What exactly do they have to do in order to get ready for my departure? I could quit my job faster. I've quit cohabitating relationships faster and that includes the division of property. I quit my phd program with less paperwork and a shorter exit interview. And those are things that actually mattered.

Total crap.