A bone? I'll chew on it

Today at the pool at my gym the guy in the lap lane next to me said, "Wow, you're way faster than I am and you're a woman!"

That's right, boys.

Now granted in the weight room he could probably bench press me and I couldn't even bench press his twenty-five pound dachshund... but I take it where I can get it, so I smiled all the way to the locker room.